First, for introductions, I used to post as Roger, a few times, on the old board.
If my company makes me pay for it, it will not be so funny (we get $500 wellness check benefits a year.) As par of general blood work screening, I requested that the level of my DHA (docosahexaenoic acid), the acid into which your body converts omega 3 fatty acids, be checked.
I got the results back and was concerned when I read "non-detected" next to the DHA reading. Then I saw it checked for dihydroxyacetone, which also uses the DHA acronym but instead of the essential fatty acid, it is the active ingredient in sunless tanning lotions.